Cameron Quote #903
Quote from Cameron in Thunk in the Trunk
Cameron: [aside to camera] Fortunately, Chuckle Chums aren't all that expensive to replace. They're mainly just an excuse for lonely people to go outside.
Mitchell: Point is, we learned our lesson. No more snooping.
Cameron: Absolutely. Although we still don't have an explanation for those creaky floorboards in the middle of the night. Heavy-footed going on way, light coming back. Was it Tommy joining his Chums for a menage à trois, then being replaced by Mrs. Wilkerson on the couch?
Mitchell: Okay, you need... [high-pitched sneeze] Help!
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Claire: Oh, thank you. Because, after all, what is a travel mug but a closet for your coffee? And boom, our next promotional giveaway.
Phil: Wow. Throw on a black turtleneck and some mom jeans, It's like I'm married to Steve Jobs.