Quote from Phil in Thunk in the Trunk
Claire: Honey, before I take off for work, I saw this and I thought of you. Phil: What is it? It's a key? Claire: Yeah, it is. It is a key... but a key to what? [chirping] Phil: No! No! You got me a PhunkeeDuck?! Claire: No more walking for my man. Walking's for jerks. Phil: Oh, my god! That is the best gift ever! I don't know where it stops and I begin!