Claire: Honey, before I take off for work, I saw this and I thought of you.
Phil: What is it? It's a key?
Claire: Yeah, it is. It is a key... but a key to what? [chirping]
Phil: No! No! You got me a PhunkeeDuck?!
Claire: No more walking for my man. Walking's for jerks.
Phil: Oh, my god! That is the best gift ever! I don't know where it stops and I begin!