Luke: Dad, what are you doing?
Phil: It is time for them to go.
Claire: But, honey, are you sure they can even fly?
Phil: According to the Internet, they were ready a month ago.
Haley: At breakfast, you were giving them shoulder rubs. What happened?
Phil: I realized today that I may have been holding them back because that was fun for me. But in the end, you got to let them spread their wings, right?