Alex: It's not you, Mr. Liotta. We just really feel like we let our uncle down. We were supposed to plan a special day for his birthday, and we totally flaked.
Haley: We're so sorry. We tried to figure out where to take you, and we know how much you love Barbra Streisand.
Luke: You always give us the most awesome gifts. We suck.
Mitchell: Don't say that. I kind of figured you didn't have anything by the second verse of the omelet dance.
Luke: Hey, I've had no training.