Haley: Charlize Theron, Harrison Ford, Halle Berry.
Alex: None of these seem very Uncle Mitchell.
Map Seller: What does Uncle Mitchell like?
Luke: Gay things.
Map Seller: Then here's the mother lode.
Haley: Barbra Streisand! Perfect!
Alex: Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. How do we know these maps are real?
Map Seller: You think I built this whole business on fake maps?
Alex: What business? You got a sign and a lawn chair.