Claire: Why did you write down "teepee joke"?
Phil: Debra said these are my personal and private thoughts.
Claire: I love that joke. I tell it all the time. It's funny.
Phil: To you.
Claire: Okay. Listen up, guys. This guy walks into his shrink's office and he says, "Doc, what's wrong with me? I'm a teepee. I'm a wigwam." And the doc says, "that's your problem. You're two tents." Do you get it? Two tents.