Haley: Wow. Nice pool at the three-bedroom in Hillgrove.
Phil: Well, looky here, one of my kids showing interest in the family biz.
Haley: Oh, I don't know if I'm smart enough for that. You have to remember so much stuff, like when anyone's gonna be there.
Phil: That's what the datebook's for.
Haley: Plus you have to remember all of those lock-box combinations.
Phil: I just use a very special birthday.
Haley: Aww.
Phil: Houdini's.