Manny: Are you trying to sabotage my relationship with Kylie?
Gloria: Her clothes are too tight her heels are too high, she's so loud and and I hate how she smothers you! Manny: [chuckles] Oh, my God. You're describing yourself.
Gloria: No. My clothes are not that- My heels are- I am not loud.
Manny: I'm dating my mother! [groans] Oh, gross.
Gloria: Excuse me?
Manny: I used to like her, but now it's ruined.
Gloria: Please. There are worse things than dating your own mother.
Manny: Like what?
Gloria: You know what? I don't like this attitude. And I am sure that Kylie won't like it either. Maybe you do need somebody like her to keep you in line while I am not around.