Manny: Sarah Fink, my lab partner who I hoped one day would be my love partner. I caught one of my so-called friends hitting on her and now she's like the fetal pig we once so happily shared cold, unresponsive, heartless.
Jay: You got two choices: you can mope your way up those stairs and soak in a pity bath or you can pick yourself up, march into that school and act like you don't even know that girl.
Manny: [sighs] Thanks. If Mom asks, I borrowed her tub pillow.