Manny: So, is that a birthday present for you or an extremely late midlife crisis?
Jay: I don't think "extremely" is necessary. It's on loan kind of a weekend-long test drive.
Manny: Wow. I walk into a store, they make me leave my backpack behind the counter.
Jay: It's an old car salesman's trick. They're hoping I'd fall in love with it and never give it back. But I can't justify buying it any more than you can justify that hat.