Quote from Manny in Grill, Interrupted
Manny: So, is that a birthday present for you or an extremely late midlife crisis? Jay: I don't think "extremely" is necessary. It's on loan kind of a weekend-long test drive. Manny: Wow. I walk into a store, they make me leave my backpack behind the counter. Jay: It's an old car salesman's trick. They're hoping I'd fall in love with it and never give it back. But I can't justify buying it any more than you can justify that hat.