Phil: Don't be mad at me. You're the one who grabbed that seat. That was a pretty selfish move.
Claire: Yeah, I did grab that seat, because I spent the entire weekend being selfless and you didn't even thank me once.
Phil: Why would I thank you for giving you an awesome weekend?
Claire: Awesome? You spent the whole weekend rehashing stories about Itchy, Rusty and Loveboat. How is that fun for me?
Phil: They were always getting into stuff!
Claire: I came back here for some compassion and all you did was lie to me and blow me off so you could keep having your fun while I suffer up there in first class.
Edward: Oh, my heart goes out to you.
Claire: Oh, stick it, Kreskin. I'm sitting next to a cheese-eating racist.