Quote from Alex in Rash Decisions
Alex: I'm so sorry for wasting your time. This was a big mistake. I'm probably not Princeton material anyways. I mean, I spent most of last night in the back of a squad car. Vanessa: Wait, what? Alex: Well, crazy story. My friend Enzo's dream was to run the bases at Dodger Stadium. And I was just like, "Screw it, let's do it." Oh, by the way, cute dress. Is that a Nanette Lepore? Vanessa: Oh, my God, yes. Good eye. So, what happened next? Alex: Well, then my friend Lisa tucks her hair up into a baseball cap, and we convince the grounds keeper that she's Justin Bieber and that "Justin" will take a picture with him. Vanessa: Oh, my God. You're so naughty. Alex: I love it. You know it, slut. Oh, my God. I am so sorry.