Alex Quote #213
Quote from Alex in Rash Decisions
Alex: I'm so sorry for wasting your time. This was a big mistake. I'm probably not Princeton material anyways. I mean, I spent most of last night in the back of a squad car.
Vanessa: Wait, what?
Alex: Well, crazy story. My friend Enzo's dream was to run the bases at Dodger Stadium. And I was just like, "Screw it, let's do it." Oh, by the way, cute dress. Is that a Nanette Lepore?
Vanessa: Oh, my God, yes. Good eye. So, what happened next?
Alex: Well, then my friend Lisa tucks her hair up into a baseball cap, and we convince the grounds keeper that she's Justin Bieber and that "Justin" will take a picture with him.
Vanessa: Oh, my God. You're so naughty.
Alex: I love it. You know it, slut. Oh, my God. I am so sorry.
Modern Family Quotes
‘Rash Decisions’ Quotes
Quote from Manny
Gloria: We have to get rid of Stella.
Jay: Slow down. We haven't decided anything yet.
Gloria: Yes, we have. It's what's best for Joe.
Manny: And for whatever it's worth, my eyes have stopped itching, I can taste my food, and I have more energy.
Jay: You took a three-hour nap yesterday.
Manny: I was tired from the marathon.
Jay: The "Downton Abbey" marathon?
Quote from Andy
Phil: Andy, 36 hours to the open house. You ready?
Andy: I was born ready. Actually, that's not true. I was two months premature, weighed three and a half pounds.
Quote from Jay
Manny: You know, now that I think about it, I could be allergic to Stella. I've been a little stuffy since we got her.
Jay: You were stuffy long before Stella. Do you not remember scolding that waiter at Chuck E. Cheese for serving you from the right?