Haley: I can't believe I'm talking to my mom about this.
Claire: Honey, I told you, you're a grown-up now. I'm gonna respect your decisions, and let you live your life. It's the best gift I can give to you on your 21st birthday -- my friendship and unconditional acceptance.
Haley: Aw! That means so much to me right now. You know why?
Claire: Why?
Haley: Because I want to get a tattoo tonight, and I was afraid you'd say no.
Gloria: Ay, how could she say no after everything she just said to you?!
Claire: How could I say no? Is there a way?
Haley: Oh, my god, Mom, this is the best present ever! Could tonight get any better?!
Gloria: Yes! She can pay for it so you can get a really big one!