Claire: Come on. Haley, let me in.
Haley: Okay, fine. So we were laughing because we were playing "Would you rather?"
Claire: Mm-hmm.
Cameron: What's that?
Haley: And I said, "Would you rather marry George Clooney or have the best sex of your life for just one night with Tom Hardy?"
Mitchell: Who's that?
Cameron: I don't know. Google him.
Claire: I'm going with Tom because George would just want to talk about politics all the time and Tom seems like he would quietly get the job done.
Gloria: That's exactly what Haley said!