Quote from Phil in Haley's 21st Birthday
Phil: [aside to camera] Tonight, while Claire gets things started at the bar, Jay is taking me to pick up Haley's birthday present: a new car! Claire: Phil shopped around, found something very safe and low-maintenance with lots of good reviews. Phil: Till I married her. [laughs] I'm joking! You're not low-maintenance! I doubled down. Claire: Oh, I heard you.