Jay: So, today, instead of watching the game, I'll be playing lawn darts with Colombians, thanks to you not using your brain.
Manny: Here we go, "The Sting."
Jay: Well, someone's getting what they want today. You finally get to watch your precious movie, huh?
Manny: "A classic tale about a long con."
Jay: Well, you're welcome. Wait a minute.
Manny: "Rogues and double-crossers abound. Who will outsmart whom?"
Jay: Son of a bitch. You knew I was using the Bark Mitzvah as a bargaining chip. That's why you talked Gloria into coming back, so I couldn't weasel my way out of this stupid picnic and you'd get the big TV. Well, I'm onto you now.
[aside to camera:]
Manny: I was just reading off the DVD box.