Quote from Gloria in Three Turkeys
Jay: [aside to camera] The Colombians' trip got canceled because a mudslide took out the runway at the local airport. That thing's made of dirt. Are we sure it didn't just rain? Gloria: So we never left, and we could have gone to Phil and Claire's, but- Jay: We decided to enjoy our own quiet, stress-free holiday dinner at home with no one the wiser. Gloria: We're having a little steak-cation, only with turkey instead of the steak. Jay: Stay-cation. Gloria: What did I say? Jay: "Steak-cation." It's stay-cation. Gloria: Oh, so, this is how you want to start the quiet, stress-free dinner, with an English lesson? [speaking Spanish] Jay: They call her "la tranquila."