Quote from Alex in Do Not Push
Alex: Well, I guess this is it, M.I.T. Jay: Uh, when you visit Boston, look me up Darling. Alex: Okay, sweetie. Jay: Uh, t-that's my last name. Jason Darling. Alex: Oh, well, Alex Dunphy. "P-H" not "F", "Y" not "E-E". "D-U-N-P-H" Why am I still talking?