Alex: Well, I guess this is it, M.I.T.
Jay: Uh, when you visit Boston, look me up Darling.
Alex: Okay, sweetie.
Jay: Uh, t-that's my last name. Jason Darling.
Alex: Oh, well, Alex Dunphy. "P-H" not "F", "Y" not "E-E". "D-U-N-P-H" Why am I still talking?