Quote from Phil in The Long Honeymoon
Phil: You can't leave us. We're a danger to ourselves. We're a family of fire starters, poison eaters, and online prostitutes. Claire: It wasn't a perfect summer. It was a stupid summer. Without you here to shame me, I watched every "Real Housewives" episode and I only got to page two in "War and Peace." Haley: Please stay. Luke: We need at least one adult in this household. Alex: Okay, fine. You know the attic window is open, right? Phil: We really didn't.