Jay: A couple of months ago, I was shopping at Barneys, you know I like to stay current. Anyhow, I'm coming out of the dressing room, and I see these two young guys laughing at me, you know, like "There's the old guy trying too hard." You know, of course I get mad. But I start thinking, "They're right, Jay. You're old. Just be old."
Gloria: [slaps Jay] Listen to me, Jay Pritchett! A lot of people assume that I married you because of your money, and that's only a very, very small part of it.
Jay: I'd like to go back to that.
Gloria: I married you because you were sexy. You still are. Who knows for how long that's gonna last, for either of us. So we have to keep making an effort for each other. Next time you go to Barneys, I go with you. Maybe you're just making the wrong choices.
Jay: Not always.