Jay Quote #750
Quote from Jay in The Long Honeymoon
Jay: A couple of months ago, I was shopping at Barneys, you know I like to stay current. Anyhow, I'm coming out of the dressing room, and I see these two young guys laughing at me, you know, like "There's the old guy trying too hard." You know, of course I get mad. But I start thinking, "They're right, Jay. You're old. Just be old."
Gloria: [slaps Jay] Listen to me, Jay Pritchett! A lot of people assume that I married you because of your money, and that's only a very, very small part of it.
Jay: I'd like to go back to that.
Gloria: I married you because you were sexy. You still are. Who knows for how long that's gonna last, for either of us. So we have to keep making an effort for each other. Next time you go to Barneys, I go with you. Maybe you're just making the wrong choices.
Jay: Not always.
Modern Family Quotes
‘The Long Honeymoon’ Quotes
Quote from Luke
Alex: What am I doing? I think I left my backpack in the driveway.
Haley: Stop kicking me!
Luke: You're kicking me! [door closes]
Haley: I'm sorry. I'm just fidgety today.
Luke: It's okay. A cookie might help. Here's that napkin you wanted.
Alex: [door opens] I got the mail!
Haley: Would it have killed you to give me one without ketchup on it?
Luke: Move!
Haley: You have room!
Luke: No, move out! You're 40!
Quote from Jay
Jay: This is unbelievable. The dry cleaner lost another one of my shirts. You know that nice, red-white-and-blue Hawaiian one?
Gloria: Yes, that was a very nice one.
Jay: That's the fourth Hawaiian shirt he's lost. I'm telling you, this is a "Dateline" story waiting to happen.
Quote from Phil
Phil: You can't leave us. We're a danger to ourselves. We're a family of fire starters, poison eaters, and online prostitutes.
Claire: It wasn't a perfect summer. It was a stupid summer. Without you here to shame me, I watched every "Real Housewives" episode and I only got to page two in "War and Peace."
Haley: Please stay.
Luke: We need at least one adult in this household.
Alex: Okay, fine. You know the attic window is open, right?
Phil: We really didn't.