Haley: He's doing the dumbest thing. His girlfriend broke up with him, and he's flying out to win her back.
Alex: That sounds so romantic.
Haley: It's so weak. This girl throws a fit, he goes running. If they get back together, she has all the power.
Alex: Oh, my God. You like him.
Haley: No, I don't.
Alex: What? This is so hilarious. He's totally not your type.
Haley: Shut up. Please.
Alex: You can't stop thinking about him, you're checking on him. He's not even like a real person. He's like a muppet.