Andy: A real man would be more considerate of your time.
Haley: You're right. That's why every year People magazine names the "consideratest" man alive.
Andy: Oh, man, you can make fun of me all you want, but when you grow up, you'll see what qualities make up a real man.
Phil: Someone say "makeup"?
Andy: I did.
Phil: All right, here we go. Oh, yeah. Much better. You know what? I think I'm gonna shadow down here.