Phil: We're making a video love letter for Andy's girlfriend.
Andy: Your dad uses his computer to put in cool backgrounds while I act out all the things that I would do to be with her, like swim an ocean or climb a mountain.
Haley: Ooh, how about you buy a plane ticket and visit her like a normal person?
Andy: I would, but the Coast Guard keeps her really busy.
Phil: Eyes. Does she like it?
Andy: She's probably so lonely with only two other women to talk to in her whole 40-person unit.
Haley: So you're saying it's just your girlfriend and 36 super in-shape dudes?
Andy: 37. And it's not what you think. The Coast Guard seriously frowns on fraternizing. It's forbidden.