Phil: Hey! Hey! Get off my kid!
Gil Thorpe: Hey. Hey! Get off my kid! Aah!
Gunther Thorpe: You get off of my kid!
Jay: Hey, hey! Get off my daughter's husband!
Phil: Would it kill you to call me your kid, Jay?
Waitress: Oh, my God. He was saving him.
Jay: Oh, have a good day.
Phil: Well, all's well that ends well.