Alex: Mom, in all the time you've known grandpa, has he ever used the word "fluxions"?
Claire: That is not an f-word I have heard him use.
Alex: He's beating me in "Words with Friends." How is that even possible?
Haley: Shouldn't you be playing "Words with friends" with friends?
Alex: Grandpa is my friend.
Haley: Of course he is. That's not sad. What?