Luke: What's happening, Big Al?
Alex: Yeah, let's go ahead and veto that nickname.
Luke: Hey, Reuben taught me this cool trick. Close your eyes.
Alex: Oh, my God! What is wrong with you?
Luke: [to Rueben] You kissed a girl. Now we're even. Just paying off a poker debt.
Alex: Luke's creepy friend just kissed me.
Haley: Ew. Reuben? That little weirdo?
Rueben: I'm still here.
Alex: I'm gonna go boil my mouth.