Jay: And so we went to your apartment. It's still embarrassing. I told you I had never been with a woman. And you took me by the hand and you led me into the bedroom. You were so sweet and beautiful. I thought I'd gone to heaven.
Charlotte: Jay Pritchett.
Jay: Yes! Yes!
Charlotte: Oh! I remember that. You were so handsome.
Jay: Ohh! I don't know about that. I mean, cute, maybe. People talk about my eyes. But I always regretted not getting in touch with you when I got back, because you had given me something that I cherished for almost 50 years.
Charlotte: You gave me something, too.
Jay: I did?
Charlotte: You wait right there.