Jay Quote #599
Quote from Jay in Goodnight, Gracie
Jay: And so we went to your apartment. It's still embarrassing. I told you I had never been with a woman. And you took me by the hand and you led me into the bedroom. You were so sweet and beautiful. I thought I'd gone to heaven.
Charlotte: Jay Pritchett.
Jay: Yes! Yes!
Charlotte: Oh! I remember that. You were so handsome.
Jay: Ohh! I don't know about that. I mean, cute, maybe. People talk about my eyes. But I always regretted not getting in touch with you when I got back, because you had given me something that I cherished for almost 50 years.
Charlotte: You gave me something, too.
Jay: I did?
Charlotte: You wait right there.
Modern Family Quotes
‘Goodnight, Gracie’ Quotes
Quote from Gloria
Haley: Gloria, you must be so hot in that.
Gloria: I am in mourning. In Colombia, we take death very seriously.
Alex: Where don't they?
Jay: Can we lose the veil? Nobody's looking for you, Gloria.
Gloria: Who is Gloria?
[aside to camera:]
Gloria: I am a wanted woman in Florida. I used to live there, and when I left, my roommate made our apartment into a house of prostitution, and my name was still on the lease.
Jay: It's like a traffic ticket. You walk into court, pay a fine, it's done. Quick and easy.
Gloria: Yes, that was the name of the whorehouse.
Quote from Jay
Jay: [aside to camera] I'm down there for a funeral. It's such a sad event. And I end up finding something that I thought was lost forever. This beautiful moment that meant so much to both of us, set against the backdrop of fighting commies. There's your movie.
Quote from Luke
Manny: How 'bout this weather?
Luke: Yep. They say it's supposed to rain.
Manny: We need it. Muriel.
Claire: Hey! Are you two packed up and ready to go?
Luke & Manny: Yep.
Manny: Where does the time go?
Luke: Darned if I know. Everyone's always in such a hurry.
Manny: And why? We're all gonna end up in the same place.
Luke: Well, I guess we better mosey.
[Luke and Manny groan as they stand up from the rocking chairs]