Phil: Okay, guys, bring it in! Let's get this place shipshape before she gets home. I'm sure she had a big first day. Haley, I'm putting you on laundry. Alex, kitchen and vacuum. Luke, you're cleaning the bathroom.
Luke: Why me?
Alex: Because you always mess it up.
Haley: Yeah, why can't you pee straight?
Luke: Hey, I'm doing a great job from that far back.