Quote from Claire in Bad Hair Day
Phil: Is something wrong? Claire: It's just- It's a little bit embarrassing. The guy that I dated right before you is here, so... Phil: Oh. Well, that's nothing to be embarrassed about. We all have exes. So the guy you dumped right before you met me is here. No big deal. Claire: [high-pitched] Well... He might've dumped me. Phil: I thought you said you'd never been dumped. Claire: [high-pitched] Well... Maybe one time. Phil: So he dumped you, you healed completely, and then you met me. Claire: [high-pitched] Well...