Phil: He was feeling a little under the weather. I let him stay home.
Alex: Or is he just too embarrassed to leave the house?
Claire: Why would he be embarrassed?
Haley: Because dad tried to fix all our problems, and instead, ruined all our lives.
Alex: Nightmare.
Claire: You girls are so dramatic. Do I need to call you a wah-mbulance?
Lily: Wah-wah, wah-wah.