[high-pitched scream]
Manny: Oh, my gosh! It's happening!
[in the hospital room, Jay is screaming as Gloria squeezes his hands]
Gloria: Ay. Ay, Manny, I am so sorry about today. I just wanted you to have a happy birthday.
Jay: And speaking of birth- days!
Gloria: Don't listen to him. I'm not letting this baby out before midnight. This is your day. I'm not gonna let you share it every year, okay?