Claire: What hospital are we going to?
Gloria: No! No hospital!
Claire: No hospital. Wow. Wow, you're one of those, huh? Okay, please don't have it in the pool, though. 'Cause we swim in there.
Gloria: I'm not having the baby, Claire. I was just faking it.
Claire: What?
Gloria: Not bad for someone with pregnancy brain, huh?