Claire: I forgot I was wearing it. It's no big deal. Here.
Police Officer: Ma'am. The store.
Claire: Are you kidding me? I didn't try to steal a sweatshirt! Sir, I'm a mom. Gloria, help me out.
Gloria: Listen, Mr. Policeman, if we wanted to steal it, you wouldn't even know that it was gone!
Claire: Yeah, okay. That's not helping.