Claire: Look, I like Michael. I really do. I just- I don't want her to get her heart broken. When it comes to boys, her self-esteem is low enough as it is.
Cameron: I don't know. Alex seems pretty darn tough.
Claire: Oh, she's just sarcastic on the outside. Inside, she's just a fragile little girl.
Mitchell: By all means, look right at me when you say that.
Claire: If she wants to get her heart broken by a gay guy, she can do so when she's 18 or 19 and can drink her way through it.
Mitchell: Aw. You're a "good mother".