Cameron: Well, well, well. What is this all about? Is there a-a new man in Alex's life?
Claire: Well, she certainly thinks so. Is there any way that boy is straight?
Mitchell: Ooh, what's going on? Who are we looking at?
Claire: Uh, it's Alex's new "boyfriend" Michael.
Mitchell: What's up with the air quotes?
Cameron: She thinks he's gay.
Claire: I "think" he's gay she same way I "think" that lamp is hideous.
Cameron: Okay, brought it, made it in art class.