Quote from Mitchell in Open House of Horrors
Mitchell: [aside to camera] Cam and I have always known that someday, we were gonna have to have the big talk with Lily about who her mom was. We- We were gonna pick the right time and do it together, carefully following an agreed-upon script. [sighs] Then I got tired. [flashback:] Mitchell: "And she was the most beautiful princess in all the land. The end." Again. Lily: Why is Tyler's mommy so fat? Mitchell: Oh, that's because she has- She has a baby in her belly. Okay? Good night. Lily: Was I in my mom's belly? Mitchell: Lily, no more questions, all right? Just- Just go to sleep. Lily: Where's my mom now? Mitchell: Um, she's In a faraway land. Lily: Why? Mitchell: Because she's a princess. And she's very, very busy. Lily: Okay. [aside to camera:] Mitchell: I thought that she'd forget about it by the next morning. I mean, I did. Oh, I knew I was gonna have to tell Cam, and he was gonna be furious, but I was hoping that he'd see the bigger issue. You know, I was really tired.