Claire: It came yest- Yesterday? Luke, why were you hiding this?
Luke: I don't know.
Haley: Do you not want her to go to college?
Luke: I don't care.
Haley: Aw! You're gonna miss me!
Luke: Shut up! I am not! [to Dylan] I'm never telling you anything again.
Dylan: Sorry, little dude, but she's gotta go to college, even if that means that she can't live with me.
Claire: Oh, Dylan.