Luke: Are you okay, Dad?
Phil: No, I'm not okay. I hate to tell you this, but these rides are killing me.
Luke: But you're the king of roller coasters.
Phil: I know! Something happens when you get older. Guess you can't take it. One of my favorite things in the world is doing stupid fun stuff with you, like pogo stick basketball or trying to get a swing to go all the way around.
Luke: Next time, we should sit on a fire extinguisher.
Phil: Yes, or a bottle of Coke and some Mentos. Honestly, though, the way I'm feeling right now, I don't know if there's gonna be a next time.