Phil Quote #632
Quote from Phil in Disneyland
Luke: Are you okay, Dad?
Phil: No, I'm not okay. I hate to tell you this, but these rides are killing me.
Luke: But you're the king of roller coasters.
Phil: I know! Something happens when you get older. Guess you can't take it. One of my favorite things in the world is doing stupid fun stuff with you, like pogo stick basketball or trying to get a swing to go all the way around.
Luke: Next time, we should sit on a fire extinguisher.
Phil: Yes, or a bottle of Coke and some Mentos. Honestly, though, the way I'm feeling right now, I don't know if there's gonna be a next time.
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‘Disneyland’ Quotes
Quote from Manny
Manny: [aside to camera] We're doing a stock market project in school, and today's the last day. We all get a thousand fake dollars to invest, and as the market closed yesterday, I'm in the lead. I may not be the tallest or the most athletic, but someday I will be the richest. Which is good because the ladies love that, and I've grown accustomed to a certain lifestyle.
Quote from Jay
Jay: [aside to camera] When Claire and Mitchell were young, their mom and I were gonna take them to Disneyland. But that morning, Dede and I got in this huge fight over something or other - surprise, surprise - and I ended up taking them on my own. Claire's biggest fear was running into the evil queen. My biggest fear was that I married her.
Quote from Mitchell
Mitchell: Okay, everybody's looking at us. I haven't been judged by this many people since I forgot my canvas bags at Whole Foods.