Luke: Can you help me reach that box of cereal? Hey. You're Mitzi Roth. I recognize you from your ads.
Mitzi Roth: Smokin', right?
Luke: I'm Luke Dunphy. My dad's Phil Dunphy.
Mitzi Roth: I'm sorry.
Luke: Why do you hate him so much?
Mitzi Roth: It's just business, kid. It's not personal.
Luke: Well, it's personal to us. I've never seen my dad so worried before. I have this spy pen, and I heard him talking to my mom, and he's scared about paying for my sister's college next year. And I guess he's nervous about some kind of party, because he said there's a big balloon payment. Anyways, he's like the best dad ever, so maybe you could be a little nicer to him.