Mitchell: I-I'm sorry to interrupt, but my dad never lied to you guys.
Jay: Mitchell.
Mitchell: No, he didn't even know until today that he never made the hole-in-one.
Jay: Okay.
Mitchell: But the fact that he couldn't live with himself when he found out, and he raced down here to confess to you, that just shows the kind of man he is. He is a hole-in-one kind of man.
Stan: You never got a hole-in-one?
Jay: I didn't tell them.
Mitchell: So this is the gang. Introduce me.