Phil: Come on. It's Christmas. At our house. It's a long story.
Man: $225.
Phil: I just spent all my cash on groceries.
Man: Fine. But I'm taking the butterball.
Phil: I don't know about that.
Manny: That's it. I'm getting mother's little helper.
Phil: What?
Manny: My mom keeps a stun gun for emergencies.
Phil: This isn't an emergen- [tazer zap] Eeh! Now it is.