Salesman: I think I know what you're looking for, and we just got a shipment that might be perfect for you.
Alex: Okay, wow. Just because my uncle is clearly gay doesn't mean he'd ever want your tacky pink tree. And frankly, we'd rather throw some lights on a coatrack than have to deal with knuckle-draggers like you today of all days. December 16th.
Mitchell: Okay, first of all, amazing. Second of all-
Salesman: I was pointing to the truck. It's full of 8- foot douglas-firs. It's behind the pink tree.
Mitchell: Second of all, uh, we're- We're gonna go ahead and take, uh, this-this tree-
Alex: That one.
Mitchell: And we're going to tie it onto our car ourselves.
Salesman: You bet you will.
Lily: I have two daddies.
Mitchell: He gets it, Lily.