Quote from Mitchell in Express Christmas
Salesman: I think I know what you're looking for, and we just got a shipment that might be perfect for you. Alex: Okay, wow. Just because my uncle is clearly gay doesn't mean he'd ever want your tacky pink tree. And frankly, we'd rather throw some lights on a coatrack than have to deal with knuckle-draggers like you today of all days. December 16th. Mitchell: Okay, first of all, amazing. Second of all- Salesman: I was pointing to the truck. It's full of 8- foot douglas-firs. It's behind the pink tree. Mitchell: Second of all, uh, we're- We're gonna go ahead and take, uh, this-this tree- Alex: That one. Mitchell: And we're going to tie it onto our car ourselves. Salesman: You bet you will. Lily: I have two daddies. Mitchell: He gets it, Lily.